I got this from an e-mail by my dad, it's so hilarious and you've all got to see this - and the look on that poor dog's face, and this is a true story in the east part of Northampton about a man who gave his dog a haircut:
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc.
So he came up with this idea to give his dog a haircut. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that tried to break in or climb his fence.
Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.
HA! You can stop laughing for five minutes, and past this on via emails.