Monday, 14 February 2011

Valentine's Day

As today is Valentine's Day and I will be off for my school week - I just want you let you folks know that I hope you have a good day tomorrow - and good luck to you if you have dates. Of course, I've got myself a date too, yes two weeks ago I got a girlfriend and the relationship is going very well, although it'll be on Facebook to see (if are a friend of mine on Facebook).

So, I'll be having a good time and hopefully a kiss. I recieved a Valentine's card from her last week and it was very nice and very sweet, although I won't scan it - it's private to me ;-).

Now, here are some Valentine (or romance jokes) that I thought were a bit amusing (and a bit rubbish):

My One And Only

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'

The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'

The only reason why I married my wife is because her birthday is on February 29th and I only get to buy her present every four years.

A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've
bought her a belt and a bag.'
That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.

Just thought it would amuse you - they're not great, but some were funny.

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