Well, this section gets to a lot of sections: a funny section of film quotes, limericks, chav jokes, and yes sadly this is the stage where it ends, BUT...it's not quite finished yet, because there's more afterwards!!
Oh, I must point out that on Page 33, with the joke starting UNCLE GORDON WAS MAROONED ON A DESSERT ISLAND... that joke got the most laughs in the audiences than any of the many jokes that ended up in the play! Why (?), because Uncle Gordon is one of my uncles and he is obsessed with golf, HE LOVES IT!! At the time, we were making this joke; the joke was originally written down as "a man was marooned on a desert island", and while we were nearing completion of the play, and we needed to do final editing, we decided to change it to Uncle Gordon because we thought it would make more laughs. Besides, when that joke was written down, we weren't expecting many laughs at all and if this joke was cut (our play could have changed in history)!
Well, yes sadly this is the last of the many jokes in the play. BUT...it is not quite finished yet. We have a section of the play and its some pages long, and yes tomorrow will be the last entry of the play, this has been fun with posting, and I'm glad I've found some audience here!
OH, there seems to be a joke that I forgot to add in the play...here it is "SAD TERRIBLE NEWS FOR MY DOG VIOLET, AND MY UNCLE'S DOG, CHOPPY. THEIR FAVOURITE DOG BISCUIT MANUFACTURE HAS GONE OUT OF BUSINESS AND THEY HAD TO BRING THE OFFICIAL RETRIEVER - WAS HIS NAME MR. BARKER?"
Oh, and another one: "MY AUNT DOT AND UNCLE ROBERT WERE MARRIED IN A TOILET - IT WAS A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE!"